Ah, now you've got it! That's the smell of unwashed laundry, feet, baby spit up and fermenting sheets. You can smell a hint o' lemon pit there too can't ya? Yeah, I thought so.
Notice the red arrows pointing to the pill bottles? Yep, that's safe if you teach boundaries. Coma? What coma?
Also take note of the multiple cups of festering Therese. Yum. And the overflowing garbage.
See that sleeping bag and all it's stained glory? Doesn't that just put you in the mood to hop on in and make some more babies? The zebra swatch of fabric just brings out the animal in us all. Rawr!!!
I like the chalkboard Proverbs. Nice touch.
Disgusting.
ReplyDeleteEwwww. Yuck!
ReplyDeleteThat apartment is unfit for humans to inhabit!
ReplyDeleteWhy the hell is there 2 clock radios sitting next to each other and then a radio another foot away? Never mind, we are talking about Em here.....
She has not yet been given the authority to declutter those alarm clocks.
ReplyDeleteif they dont go to a doctor well take the children to one how in he world do the get pill bottles lol maby all that newfangled doctor stuff is good for dna but not the children
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my. Gosh.
ReplyDeleteWhere in the world did this picture come from?!
ReplyDelete~marion
That is disgusting. How can anyone live like that?
ReplyDeleteDisgusting. They make me sick.
ReplyDeleteThose sheets are disgusting and they should be ashamed of themselves sleeping in it and even more so having their babies in it!!
ReplyDeleteSo on Dan's new post he talks about his kids and in it he talks about how Bobby just now is starting to walk. Isn't he like 18 months?
You know that post was not written by Dan.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Bobby is close to 18 months and that is kind of late. But if he was hauled around all the time in a sling or stuck in a crib most of the time, when could he learn? And in that rat trap, he'd have a time negotiating the hazards.
Those pill bottles really bother me. Anyone with half a brain knows that kids can get into pill bottles. They are more of a deterrent to people with hand and arm problems than they are to kids.
And they disabled anonymous comments too.
Someone correct me if necessary, but I believe this photo was featured on Dan's Facebook account...
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahaah did you guys see this in Dan's rant : "He likes things organized, just so, just like me."
ReplyDeleteYeah, like this room. obviously.
I believe this picture came from someone on Emily's Facebook friends list.
ReplyDeleteThere are a couple more pictures of the bed, some without pillow cases (puke) and a picture of a baby on a stained/filthy sheet. I'll look for those pics as well.
Anon at 8:16, I saw that, LOL.
ReplyDeleteIs that underwear stuffed in the microwave cart/night stand?
ReplyDeleteThose pictures were on Emily's Facebook photos page.
ReplyDeleteEvidently he has no idea it was taken. Now he'll know. His comment was :
what headbored? what medicine?
He's nearly 30 years old and she treats him like a little boy. I hope to hell he wakes up one of these days and smells the real coffee.
amulbunny -
ReplyDeleteI think emily and dan are as filthy as the next person, and not to split hairs, but being "hauled around in a sling" does not proclude toddlers learning to walk in a timely manner.
Now we know Emily lies. Today in her comments she mentioned that Dan likes to eat out so she makes allowances so that they are able to do so once a week. In a post a week or two ago she mentioned that they eat out once a week by mystery shopping. Which is it does she make "allowances so they can eat out" or does she get paid to go out to eat? I call big fat liar on her.
ReplyDeleteAnon 9:35 you are probably right. If anything he'd want to get out and crawl around. But where?
ReplyDeleteI wore both of my children in slings and other carriers and they walked both before a year and were talking. Him not walking till 18 months and just beginning to talk is not normal. The talking can vary but just learning to walk at 18 months is a flag.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Emily should get offline and do some play time with her kids. Get down on the ground(well maybe not in that filth!) and play with your little ones. Stop spending all day approving comments and trolling the internet trying to find what people say about you. One kid laid in a coma dying and one is behind in motor skills. I can only imagine what is too come of the youngest and future children.
Bravo Ladies! Bravo!
ReplyDeleteOverall, I think you are doing very well here.
I have a few pointers though:
1. You need to lay off about Dan's dyslexia. It is common knowledge that this disability has nothing to do with intelligence and continuing to state otherwise makes you less credible. Just unprofessional.
2. The massive concern you claim to have for the children is brilliant. As long as people don't think, anyway. (Which fortunately is not a problem with your current set of followers). You need to be careful not to attract any thinking readers, though. Otherwise someone will soon point out that harassing parents generally is not helpful to children - and such common sense is a terrible party killer.
3. Calling the CPS, as one commenter did, was a nice touch, indeed. I can only hope they actually do waste a lot of time on this family at the expense of children who truly suffers. I'm all for that.
Be careful not to attract any authorities to _this_ place, though. What you have going here is both harassment and stalking and while the internet is a somewhat lawless place, the lady running this blog (the lady with less than 1000 braincells) could be banned from blogspot or her internet provider could even cut her off if they consider this an extreme case.
I'm not trying to be snarky here. It's just that I'm much older than you and have much more experience with bullying people, so you really need to listen to me.
Otherwise, great hatefest!
Catch you l8er
-Lucifer
Yay, mamcneil has arrived! Every board needs at least one troll!
ReplyDeleteI feel so bad for these children.....
ReplyDeleteI have nothing clever to say this morning, but this it utterly disgusting.
Yeah, I've wondered about that prescription bottle, myself, Anon 5:46. The kids aren't allowed to go to the doctor, but the parents are? Yeah . . .
ReplyDeleteYeah Lucifer, she brought this on herself when she glorifies her way of living in such a way to say, "Look at how we live, it's great!" It's really not.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely brilliant stuff by gizmola on free jinger. It starts on page 45 (yes, you read that right) of the emily thread:
ReplyDeletehttp://freejinger.yuku.com/topic/1099/t/Emily-Part-3-Young-Broke-QF-Snippy-Internet-Lawyered-Up.html?page=45
gizmola chronicles email exchages btwn emily and dan that ultimately end up with their divorce and her living in a dumpster behind the dollar store while he lives with the kids at her mom's house.
Don't miss it, and please comment back here.!!!
We've got another hater? We must be doing something right, even if it's not professional. Because I'm sure the owner of this blog is really worried about the professional image it creates.
ReplyDeleteWelcome, Satan - it's so good to have ya!
I was just going to sit back and enjoy the show from now on, but as a couple of people have adressed me directly, a reply is in order:
ReplyDeleteAnon at 9:19AM: "Yeah Lucifer, she brought this on herself when she glorifies her way of living in such a way to say,
"Look at how we live, it's great!" It's really not."
I agree completely. People who are happy and content can be such a pain. Especially when you cannot convince them they shouldn't be. And then they wont shut up about it!?! Really bugs me too.
Anon at 2:27PM: "We've got another hater? We must be doing something right, even if it's not professional. Because I'm sure the owner of this blog is really worried about the professional image it creates.
Welcome, Satan - it's so good to have ya!"
I assume you mean me?
First of all, thank you for the welcome. I've been around for while though, I just usually lay low. And it's very good to have you too.
Secondly, I think you misunderstand: I do not hate you. Quite the opposite, in fact. I find you highly entertaining. (Though I do appreciate your desire to generate hate - hobby of mine as well).
Finally, I didn't mean to offend about the professionalism. I was really just trying to share my expertise in the field since you all put such an effort into it.
Yours truly,
L.
In response to Lucifer's comment that this blog is both harassment and stalking...
ReplyDeleteIt is legally neither harassment nor stalking. It is SATIRE of nothing more than what Emily decides to publicly share with the world - which is a legal pursuit.
Oh Lucifer. You so cray-zee. Emily puts her life out there. If she doesn't care for feedback, be it positive or negative, she should take her happy little life and make it password protected. Then only those who want to request a password would be privy to her life. I think Margalit did that and all the "haters" went away. Easy.
ReplyDeleteWe all know she is making MONEY off our "hate". She loves this. You don't need to stand up for her. Or Dna. Or anyone else for that matter.
Also, I work for CPS, although not in her state and I assure you that having to investigate her house would not put any other needy children in danger. While I appreciate your attempt to prioritize our work for us, the fact is that as far as I'm concerned, all kids are important and any service I give matters. The truth is that I work with far more families like Em's than i do the kind of Drama you see on TV. Sure it's out there, but most families just need some help. Most are not beating their children to death wile we waste our resources on people like Em.
You can't really so much stalk a public blog. Unless someone from here has shown up at her house? In which case, yeah, that's creepy and stop it.
"Lucifer" and the other anonymous sock puppets are so obvious. Emily, really, if you want people to lay off you, and to get CPS off your back, stop posting the incriminating evidence of your filth and neglect. It's quite easy. But you like the blog income too much to give up sharing pictures of your starving, bruised children, your husband's meth teeth, your filthy sheets, decaying food, mess and clutter.
ReplyDeleteYour choice, sweetie. Keep posting and so will we!
Hello again, Lucifer. I mean, Emily. You get points for trying but you're just not as clever as you think you are. TRY to lose the Emily tone, won't you? Sock puppets are more effective that way. You can't slouch around the internet with that smug "I'm terribly clever" tone and not out yourself. Feel free to try again though, practice makes perfect!
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