A Cry for Help by Dna

Deer Momm & Dda,

I know its been a long time sence I rote too you. Emiy took awae my pencels and paper after she caugt me writeing to the department of Child servises wanting help. I only have a craon to write with now so thats why this looks weyrd.

Thank you for sending me the pakage of fuud to Walmart. I cant have it at home becase emiy does not lik when I eet Twinkys and slim jms. She maks me eet mor salsa and I don’t lik her salsa becauce it tastes lik feat. I shared som of the potatoe chips wit Booby and litle dna and they sed it was the best fuud they ever eetin. I keep the bocks in my loker at work. ha ha emiy!!

I am taking ecxtra clases at skool to help with my speling. Don’t tell Emiy. She thinks I am ok in writing and sed that if she catkches me workin in my work book she wil not mak me hot pokets any more. I reely lik hot pokets but I don lik Emiys a lot. The onez from the stor taste beter than hers.

litle dna is doin beter. He doesn’t sleepe as much and he is going to the pottee beter. Emiy doesn’t let him ware his pull on pants to bed and I am woried that he maks pee pe in the night but she sed its okay because it dryes okay. I am not shur. He stoped talking in a axecent. We thgought it was a funee joke but Emiy didn’t think it was funnee. But I thought if he did it she mieght tak him to doktor but she sed it wasn’t that bad so we stoped the axcent. I don’t know how to git him to the doktor because Emiy won’t let me drive the car agin. She sed it good for me to walk to work. I git reely dizzee because I don’t eet a lot.

All Emiy doez is write on enternets. She yells at compooter a lot and sasys no one understandse her. I trie to tell her to be nice lik I am on my blogg but she says it okay and that I am half of a whit. It maks me sad when she says that because I am trying to be very smart and good all the time but if I don’t agree with her she wont let me have anything but keefur water to drink. I don’t like keefur watyer. Can you send Montain due nesxt time?

I red about sumiisssion in bibel and I think Emiy needs to do whut I tell hur but she sed I am wrong. I talked to paster and he sed I am wright. I am vurry scared to tell her this bevcauce she sed if I sed that again she would git rid of Brad and he is my onlee frend. I am not alowed to talk to paster agin when I told her he sed I am the hed of the house. She doesn’t let me talk on phone or anything.

If I git to be hed of house I am going to:

Tak babees to dokter and mak shure they are okay.
Teake babees to teeth dokter and make shure they use flosses on teeth
Git rid of Keefur water (terese is dum name)
By lots of fruts lik bananas, orannges, greapes, strawbrees
No moure tube meet. We will eet leen meets.
I will by boxs of spagetti and no more gloodles
We will use ovin to mak breads
We will have otmeel agin
No rice magots with tales
We will give boys hour rroom.
I want boyz to have matreesses

Can you send me some monee so I can tak classes for speling and writing? I want boys to have good lifee and I love them. Or just call the peeple who tak care of childern and tell them to mak Emiy stop.

Luv,
Dna

P.S. send ho-hoes, mop and soap. House dirtee.