Dae of Dna by Dna

6:00am – waak up. Emiy tiping on computa.

6:30am – Emiy maks me brush teeth. Tooth fall out. Emiy says it okaay.

7:00am – et brekfist. I wante wafls. Emiy maaks turkee sasag. I git one pattee. Hungre.

7:30am – emiy heps me put on cloths. Tiyng shos iz hard.

8:00am – wrk. Cleen flors.

10:00am – Jo gvs me pice of gum. So hungree.

12:00pm – lnch. Emiy paked lnch. Too tortiias with pink salassa and tabespooon meat.Hungree.

3:00pm – go to skool. Leern abbot Jessus. I tink Jessus not as good as Spocck.

5:00pm – go home. Git lost. Whre is Emiy?

7:00pm – find home. Home smells bad.Hungree

7:30pm – eet dinner. I don’t lik piza from crokpot. I get one slise. Hungree.

8:00pm – wnt to wach Star Trek. Emiy says haff to read bible. Jessus boring.

8:30pm – have secs with Emiy. I don’t lik smel of lemin. Yuck. She kepes makng me eet mints.

9:00pm – Emiy makes me go to bed. She won’t let me wear Spock eers to sleep. Emiy meen.

12:00am – Chekk make shur Emiy asleep. Eet frozin apels, drink Tereese, finde tomatoe undur couch and eet it. Eet boul water and furmintd flower. Eet cheez from cockpit. Suc lemin in bathrum. Drink ketchup.

2:00am – Emiy gos to bathruum and catches me lickin crums from flor. Sed I can’t ware Spck eers four too weeks. I hate hur.

(disclaimer: written before I became Team Dan)